If I ever get married, our vows better be based on the Team Rocket motto.
I vow to protect you from devastation.
To unite our privates and feel sensation.
To pronounce you as my one true love,
and see the glitter of your eyes in the stars above.
Team Rocket, married, committed for life!
Pronounce us now, as husband and wife!
This is the best thing I’ve seen on Tumblr today.
STUPID BITCH LEARN HOW TO USE THE KITCHEN
“Nagoya…laid an egg! A-And…It’s boiled!”
Red-eyed Haru vs Blue-eyed Rin
I just tried to take a picture with my phone to show my buddy how my cat has become completely enamored with the new mirror on the back of my bedroom door, and instead I seemed to have inadvertently caught a glimpse of his inner demon.
#or his inNER ANGEL
Umm, that’s a shifter. You need to get outta there because that ain’t your cat
taka through the years.
Those almost-kisses. (x)